Is This Heaven? No, it’s more Free Shiz.
Hello Again Friends. I still haven’t figured out how to enable comments on my Free Shiz page, so I’ll just post all of the contests here for now. And it gets me out of having to come up with original content during the week, so everyone is a winner.
Iowa Girl Eats is celebrating her one month Blogiversary. Now I like creating new words as much as the next girl, but Blogiversary isn’t may favorite to write or say. Anyway, so she’s been blogging for a month and is giving away a bunch of free stuff. Impressive. I usually celebrate one month of blogging by taking six months off and then starting a new blog, but that’s just me. She here’s all the stuff she’s got going on with her contest:
One jar of Crunchy Barney Butter
Apple Pie Lara Bar
Chocolate Coconut Chew Lara Bar
Peanut Butter Cookie Lara Bar (my #1 fave)
Chocolate Brownie Cliff Bar
One package of Cocoa Roasted Almonds
One package of Dried Black Mission Figs
One coupon for a free frozen Kashi frozen entree
That’s a lot of free shiz. What is she going to do when she’s been blogging for a year? Well, I guess you’re just going to have to wait 11 months to find out.
I think I’d go for the Barney Butter. I’ve got a theory that it will become the next precious metal. After Cash Into Gold buys up the world’s supply of gold and the price drops, Barney Butter will come in and will be the new standard. Anyway, if you want to win this contest, you can:
Enter to win up to three times by:
Posting a comment here and tell Iowa Girl which item you’d most like to try
If you have a blog, link back to this post in one of your own posts. (If you don’t have a blog, email her at iowagirleats@hotmail.com to enter an additional time)
If you have a blog, add Iowa Girl Eats to your blogroll and email her at iowagirleats@hotmail.com to let her know!
Well that’s pretty smart. Getting people to link to her and add her to their blogroll. I should probably do something like that. I’ll look around my house and see if I’ve got anything I want to give away. Well, I mean there’s this massive juicer on my counter, but Kate would get pretty pissed if I gave that away. I’ll keep looking.
So that’s all. And brownie points to anyone who picked up on the post title reference. For those of you who didn’t, Kevin Costner used to make good movies.

Iowa girl, I would like to try Barney Butter! I have been hearing so much about it!
You should really charge people for this service. They pay you a fee to tell them about free stuff. It makes total sense. Time saving too!
I’ll be by to pick up the juicer later.
No wait, better yet, let’s figure out what it can and can’t juice. “Look babe, I made a concrete and cherry bomb shake! BTW, the juicer is in a better place now.”
HA - just saw the field of dreams reference - fab! Thanks for this AWESOME shout-out, hopefully those tens of fans make their way over to the blog
JK - Is this heaven?
RK - It’s Iowa.
JK - Iowa? I could have sworn this was heaven.
RK - Is there a heaven?
JK - Oh yeah. It’s the place where dreams come true.
RK - Maybe this is heaven.
Brilliant. Just brilliant.
Hey Nate! I’d love a shout out on the blog sometime! I’m new ’round these blogging parts but I think I’ve figured out the trick to getting at least some free stuff without having to win random drawings. Perhaps you have to, but I’ll tell you my trick if you’d like
JennK - You’re right. I should. But I consider it some kind of community service. I’ll see if my parole officer agrees.
Matt - Come on over. It runs like new. You might need to bring a truck to haul it.
Caroline - Consider yourself added to the list of blogs that I need to start looking at. And if you have a good way to get free stuff, I’d love to hear your secret. I’ve just been stealing stuff, but that method is not without its risks. Email me if you have a safer method.