The BlogStalker

Alright. I promise this is the last day (this week) where I just make a post out of promoting other people’s free stuff. Tomorrow I’ll do my blog roundup. Here’s some more free stuff for you:

Shawna at Gettin’ Fit and Happy is giving away five Prana Bars. You should go here to get the rules and regulations. Shawn at Gettin’ Fat and Depressed isn’t giving anything away. He’s an ass.

I don’t really know what Prana bars are and I’m too lazy too google it, so I’ll just talk about other stuff. Hmm, I’ll talk about my favorite five types of bars, I guess. In no particular order:

1. Candy Bars. First I wrote snickers, and then butterfinger, and then I decided that there aren’t many candy bars that I don’t like. Except maybe Charleston Chew - but I don’t think they’ve made those since Reagan was in office. When I weigh the pros and cons of visiting any city named Charleston, the dance is in the pro column but the candy bar is in the con column. Anyway, candy bars make my top five.

2. Gold Bars. I’ve never really seen one, except in movies. Gold is so much cooler in bar form than it is in coin or yellow gold necklace form. 

3. Dive Bars. I have many favorites, but I’d recommend Sherwoods in Jacksonville, Florida. Don’t let the creepy looking clowns on the windows scare you. 

4. Piano Bars. As long as there aren’t any bachelorette parties going on and they aren’t doing that damn thing where they play the college fight songs over and over again. Those two things can ruin a good piano bar.

5. Prana Bars. Not really. I’m sure they are great. I’ve never had one. I just didn’t feel like coming up with something for #5, so we’ll go with that. Now go enter Shawna’s contest here.

In other giveaway news…

Kelsey at Bites and Bowls became the 473rd blogger to give away some MixMyGranola. Go here to enter.

That’s all for today. I’ll be back tomorrow.