Pretty Green Free Shiz

Well hello there. Sorry if I disrupted your Google Reader schedules. I know, strange for me to be posting on a Tuesday. Or really any day other than Friday. It’ll be a short one, I promise. Just wanted to let y’all know that Janet at Pretty Green Girl is giving away some free shiz that you guys might be interested in. Apparently the wine ice cubes aren’t taking up all the room in her freezer, as she’s been eating/blogging about WholeSoy & Co with their soy yogurt and soy frozen yogurt (or fro yo as the kids call it). They hooked her up with some free shiz and she wants to give it away to all of you out there in blogland. Just go to this post and read the rules and regs for the contest. She says it’s good, and I don’t have any reason to think Janet is a liar, so go enter.

Oh, you’re still here? Well then, while I’ve got you here, I’ll just go on a couple of random tangents.  ”WholeSoy & Co” seems like an odd name for a company. It makes it look like WholeSoy is a person. I guess it would make sense, if the founder’s name is something like Winston WholeSoy. Maybe it is. I’ll do some research on their website.  

Also, Pretty Green Janet got her free shiz from someone named Yesica. My first thought was that Janet’s ‘J’ key was busted. I mean, it is on home row and since her name is Janet, it could happen. But then I read through her post and saw the word ‘just,’ so I’ve gotta go to my backup theory. Backup theory is that the lady’s name really is Yesica and that her parents were fans of the 70s progressive English rock band, Yes. Maybe they were going to name her Yes if she was a boy, but decided to go with Yesica when she was a girl. This is just a working theory, but there is a precedent. One of the Road Rules: Semester at Sea cast members was named Yes after the band, so I can see how Yesica could happen. In other news, I’m pretty sure that was the last decent season of Road Rules. 

Alright. That’s all I’ve got. Now go enter Janet’s contest, and I’ll see you kids on Friday.

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05 2009

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    Hilarious! Thanks for the post!

    Seriously, the funny part is the J on my keyboard IS broken. I swear I did not pop the key off for just for this picture. It’s a huge pain to type - of course it’s the first letter in my name!

    http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/7702/keyboarda.jpg

    Ha, I totally remember that guy from Road Rules. I think he was from Berkeley. :)

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    Nate, I actually read that whole post with a funny disoriented look on my face as I think your writing is hilarious! Great stuff and keep it up.

    zesty

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    I agree with Zesty, your writing is hilarious.

    Thanks for the heads up on the giveaway!

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    I was lounging in bed perusing my Google Reader subs and GAAHHH…you startled me all bold with a fresh post! :)

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    OMG too damn funny! Keep it coming.

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    Oooh boy, what does it say about me that I got really excited to be reminded of semester at sea and Yes?

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    lol cool link! thanks! i like that yogurt…

    just so you know, Yesica could be a spanish name.. my SIL’s name is Yessica.. ; ) cool huh?

    be like other people adding a La to the beginning of a name- how we get LaDonna, LaKatrina, LaQuiesha, etc. Turn the J into a Y!.. Yohn, Yennifer, Yosselyn (which is what my ex-BIL wanted to name my niece!!) lol i’ve only heard it done though with Yessica and Yosselyn tho. Culture lesson for hump day!!!

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    Zesty and Kristan - Thanks!

    Angelea - Sorry to startle you

    Alison - Thanks

    Emily - It says that we both know good television when we see it

    Mariposa - Yeah, that’s probably a more likely theory than mine. Mayhaps Yanni is a Spanish twist on Johnny?

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